Please keep the jokes and stories coming, CEE News readers. Our electrical-humor well is running dry. We especially like to publish true-life stories. This month we've resorted to pulling electrical jokes from the Internet. E-mail your jokes and stories to Mike Harrington at

Science Teacher: Fred, can you tell me one conveyance that conducts electricity?

Fred: Why, er….

Science Teacher: Wire is correct.
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After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in a lawyer's home he handed him the bill. “$500? For an hour's work?” cried the attorney. “That's ridiculous! Why I'm an attorney and I don't charge that much.” To which the electrician replied, “Funny, when I was an lawyer I didn't either!”

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